Uninvited Holiday Guests. (Happy Thanksgiving)

Uninvited Holiday Guests. (Happy Thanksgiving)

Anonymous said: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

To the apparently obsessed:

Thank you! Your affections are appreciated. I won’t be going to the website though, so please go ahead and tell me for reals, because otherwise you’re a spam bot.

And spam bots can only spread hate.

Somewhere in the United States

(a series of shorts)

Short #1: The Inevitable Ending of a Completed Relationship